turns out my corporate gaydar is off

the worse the angle and balance, the more confident I am it's going in

I wait til I feel like I am full strength. 1 min after a heavy squat would be brutal

only for stuff like banking or government services. if a social media app wants my id to prove im 18, im becoming 17 again

cool until one goes missing. just make everyone put their phone in a basket during class

Yes if they're treating my friend like shit. Otherwise no way

Yeah, most people don't work out hard enough

No. Kids need gradual access not zero access to full internet mayhem on an arbitrary day.

3 months of rent, but I'm burning every zeptosecond of PTO before I go

viagra? really? what muscle are you trying to work out wtf

Hope your gym has a very forgiving dress code

the contract is basically holding the depth chart hostage.. six picks should make this the easiest decision in football

"yeah like about 5 seconds ago"