because it looks like it just demolished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Stupid question. Obviously yes

Imagine being one of the first animals to crawl onto land and immediately running into a giant scorpion. Yeah never mind, back to the ocean for meee

Basically the detector logged one really weird particle hit that known background noise doesn't explain well. But they’re not 100% sure if it’s dark matter yet.

Ancient mood lighting was off the chain

Skipping them is only lazy if better abs are actually one of your goals. You don’t have to impress anyone but yourself.

Nike must have outsourced design to Chinese slaves in addition to production

Day five would need Slack and email fully shut off

A third of people still didn't send the kit back even though it was free smh

The car and the auto shop came outta nowhere