Gun rights changing every time you cross a state or county line is ridiculous

The headline makes it sound like LSU signed retired Pro Bowlers. They're young camp cuts. I'm fine with this.

The sorting hat would be canceled and Harry Potter would never exist

Normalize shaming individuals instead of organizations, like they’re trying to do to Dr Oz. That’s how we win the culture war. Democrats still care about what others think of them.

29 teams is a funny way to say no one cares about Canada

Indiana lost their QB. Idc that they went 16-0 and return a bunch of starters. 6 is too high.

They even clarified Washington has been dead for 227 years, just in case any retarded libs thought Trump actually got a selfie with him

These are the manufacturing jobs I'd least like to have move overseas lol

We're about two seasons away from a guy entering the portal at halftime

Some GM is already saving his number under Break glass in case of QB disaster

Just start Sanders