The fact psychic readings had to be specifically banned is pretty funny. If the fortune teller was any good they'd have seen the card getting declined.

The cloth mask part is bad enough but "sending this via text to avoid FOIA issues" should put them in jail. Public officials deliberately dodging laws, finally caught red handed.

At this point just replace "judge" with "random liberal we gave too much power"

You just know this judge has pink hair.

That first bite is gonna be 90% bread. Just cut the bun into a hot dog shape

I like tariffs a whole lot less when they're treated like a presidential sales tax with no real limit. If the Supreme Court killed the first version, repackaging it under another excuse looks pretty cute. Make Congress vote on it and own the price increases.

Sick days are gay

Blaming capitalism for an obvious shitpost is funnier than the post

Mahomes looked rusty and they still won by three touchdowns. Chiefs are legit.

Did not expect Moore to struggle this year